Calling Prime Minister David Cameron an extremely rude word for a lady’s personal area on Twitter has been a national pastime for the last 5 Years.
But a leading academic has pointed out that Cameron lacks both the depth and the warmth to accurately be described as a c****.
“Of course, the dissimilarity doesn’t end there. There are lots of occasions where you would be delighted to see a real life c****, which isn’t the case with David Cameron.
“Many men and some ladies rather like c****s, and even people that aren’t overly fond of them definitely appreciate their usefulness. Which is again, something you can’t really say about the Prime Minister.
He then suggested re-claiming the word c***, as it was starting to “become ruined” by being associated with David Cameron.
“How about we all start calling him a ‘shape-shifting horse-f*****’, like somebody recently did on Twitter?”
The Beezly Street Gazette 
but would that mean he was a shapeshifter who likes f***ing horses or he likes f***ing shapeshifting horses?
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Both, possibly?
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