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It’s been a proper busy month so far in the world of news. Mostly because of the election and all that. There’s no sign of Cameron returning to his home planet any time soon, but let’s hope Charlotte Church knocks him out.
While we’re on the subject of the voice of an angel’s shit list, Katie Hopkins has been appointed minister for spite. The Vatican’s chief exorcist reckons Satan sneaks up and bums you while you’re doing yoga, and Jeremy Kyle is still a knob.
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