Ukip leader Nigel Farage is to be recycled into Gregg’s corned beef pasties, the party has announced.
Mr. Farage was a “fantastic leader and a great political communicator, and is going to taste really nice and succulent encased in pastry,” Suzanne Evans told the BBC’s Andrew Marr show.
“The time has come for Nigel to be fried up with a vat of onions and turned into corned beef pasties, for the hard working voters of this nation to finally enjoy,”
She added, noting that he would be the first party leader to be turned into savoury pastries, but wishing him all the best on his journey down the oesophaguses of lorry drivers, post men and women and students.
“I didn’t vote for him, but I would definitely eat a Nigel Farage pasty,”
Said a Gregg’s customer.
“I like all the normal ones like the corned beef one and the cheese & onion, and the sandwiches are nice as well. But it’s a real treat when they do special occasion pastry slices, and I think this one would go down a treat with a nice packet of cheese & onion crisps and a cheeky cream cake,”
The Beezly Street Gazette 
YUK
I’d never eat a politician they don’t look tasty at all. Don’t get me wrong, some of the wives and girlfriends of the younger ones might be tasty, but with all the conniving that goes on in parliament, they could be putting anyone in the pasties.
I’ll stick to my cheese and (not Eric) pickle sandwiches
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