An army bomb disposal squad was today trying to remove an unexploded former ‘Apprentice’ candidate with a face like a slapped arse and three miserable kids, from a building in Central London.
Speaking on LBC live, Boris Johnson said:
“We can’t take any risks with the thing. We’re going to cart it off to Kent and blow it up,”
The reality TV star, who was discovered in the basement of a building in the Tower Bridge area of London, was in “significant danger” of exploding, said disposal experts.
A spokesperson for the London Fire Brigade said:
“This is a densely populated area, and there is a diverse mixture of people living and working here. If detonated, the Katie Hopkins could launch into a demonic tirade about absolutely anybody.
The evacuation zone around Katie Hopkins is home to more than 1200 people. A local resident, who has been forced to sleep in a community centre said:
“I’m not allowed to go home until the malignant old relic has been disposed of. I hope they hurry up and explode the terrible artefact, before it breeds or goes on This Morning again,”
The Beezly Street Gazette 
If the Tories win the next election I’d imagine them to try and privatise this toxic horror hoping to make money from it.
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