Everybody in the entire world is fed up to the arse of hearing about the dress that changes colour, it has been reported.
“Say Blue Dress again,”
An anthropologist studying an indigenous, largely uncontacted tribe in Papua New Guinea has indicated that isolated, hunter-gatherer tribes are also ‘sick to the arse’ of the colour changing dress.
“Obviously these people are not connected to any sort of virtual social network, living as they do in a largely primitive hunting society. Nevertheless, they too are all sick and tired of hearing about the damned dress,”
Said the anthropologist, running away from the angry tribes people as fast as he could and shouting “Sorry! I won’t mention it again!”
Vapid media mouthpiece Doctor Linda Wigglesworth, who has a PhD in stating the blindingly bleeding buggeringly obvious said:
“When it first appeared on our feeds it was new and exciting, and kinda spooky. But I think we’re all a little tired of it now,”
The astronauts aboard the International Space Station gave a statement earlier today that said: “Look, we’re orbiting around the bloody planet and doing some really important stuff, on the terrifying edge of deep space. Can you please stop asking us what colour the sodding dress is?”
While actor Samuel L. Jackson said: “Say blue dress again Motherf****r. Say blue dress one more god damned time,”
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