Simpsons Insider Admits Involvement In Higgs Boson And 9/11

An anonymous writer and former member of the Simpsons television show’s inner circle has made a shocking revelation. He claims that the show’s writers and producers had ‘a heavy involvement and responsibility’ in current events, via the popular show itself.

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“The show The Simpsons has been complicit in the creation of futuristic inventions, scientific discoveries and terrorist attacks,”

He said, speaking from a dark room in an unnamed location, thought to be underground, after claiming that death threats forced him to leave his home.

“Some people think it’s just a coincidence that we showed a magazine cover featuring a similar scenario to 9/11 years before it happened. Other people think it’s the Illuminati controlling the media, and planting subtle clues so as not to startle the sheeple,”

The television show has predicted many future events, mostly through the use of far-fetched scenarios and visual gags. Its most recently discovered prediction was when main character Homer Simpson accurately wrote down the equation for the Higgs-Boson particle on a blackboard, several years before it was actually discovered.

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The Simpsons has also predicted Apple technology such as Siri and video calls on mobile telephones, the design of I-pods, the UK horse meat scandal, mutant tomatoes affected by radiation, and Miley Cyrus riding on a wrecking ball.

Experts in the methods of the Illuminati to control the population, point to the Miley Cyrus video prediction as proof that popular shows such as the Simpsons contain subtle clues that the population is being ruled by a shadowy elite.

But the former writer claims that isn’t the case. In his own words:

“The co-creator of the show Matt Groening sold his soul to the Devil in a blood ritual many years ago. Satan granted him unlimited success, but a price. Everything written into the show will happen at some point in the future. Sometimes it’s just on a small scale, like the lemon tree that was stolen in an episode, and then a real life newspaper reported the theft of a lemon tree. It’s easy to ignore stuff like that.

“But other times, and nobody can say when or how, the big stuff happens, and we all know it’s because of the show. We all know what I’m talking about here. THAT magazine cover. It didn’t mean anything at the time, it was just a meaningless sketch on screen for a second. And then it happened,”

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“When we did the gag on Homer writing the equation down, the artist just threw down some random numbers and letters and made it look all mathematical. And now it’s been proven to be true. We don’t live in the world that we think we do. We live in Satan’s matrix, and he manipulates the world according to his evil whims. Matt Groening is an instrument of the devil, and being an atheist isn’t going to get him off the hook,”

Photo credits:

The Daily Mail

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jenlewis/21-times-the-simpsons-bizarrely-predicted-the-future#.pyL8gY9D0

http://www.veteranstoday.com/2013/06/16/beware-911-and-now-622-terrorist-foretold-in-the-simpsons/

Police Warning: Dangerous Boris Johnson Ecstasy

Police have issued a warning to drug users, following the circulation of a batch of so-called ‘Boris Johnson ecstasy’ which has been linked to recent deaths.

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Police forces across the country are advising drug users of the dangers of ‘Popping a Boris’, especially users that are likely to ingest more than one Boris at a time.

“Multiple Boris’s can be especially dangerous,” said a top London drug coordinator. There have been several deaths linked with drug users taking up to seven Boris’s in one night.

“Provisional forensic tests on the drug indicate that the tablets that led to the deaths contained a particularly dangerous and harmful ingredient known as A.R.S.E, known by its street name Arse. Arse is highly addictive, and it is not unknown for regular users of Arse to become withdrawn and moody. Too much Arse results in an overdose, known as an Arseflop. The Boris Johnsons on the street right now are thought to contain over three times the recommended dosage of Arse.

Anyone with any information about the contaminated batch can call Crimestoppers on 0800 555 111.