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Somebody has written the ‘F’ word on a war memorial in London, it has been reported.
The shocking incident has left police and protesters badly shaken.
Prime Minister David Cameron said:
“We were just about to announce that we’d rigged the election, when we got the news that somebody had spray painted a rude word onto a war memorial. Obviously this changes everything,”
The protestors are demonstrating against austerity measures, which include cutting £12 billion from welfare expenditure. Because the last thing that poor people need is more money.
“It makes me ashamed to be an anti-austerity protester,”
Said one protester that did not want to be identified. “I think we should have a minutes silence every single day for a year, as a mark of respect for the fact that somebody has written fuck on a statue. I’m only glad they didn’t draw a cock on it as well,”
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