A report by the manufacturers of leading men’s hair colourant product ‘Just For Men’, shows that it contains up to 40% less science than ten years ago.
“Frankly I’m very disappointed,” said one long-time user of the product. “I like to think of all the hair dye stuff forcefully penetrating the hair shaft and impregnating it with the new colour against its will. I was horrified that it now basically works in a similar way to girl’s hair dye. It makes me want to shave all of my remaining hair off in disgust, and I’ll be boycotting it until they put the science back in,”
While women’s hair dye often contains up to 80% flower juices, sunshine and otter cuddles, the main ingredient in men’s hair products is actual, proper science.
“It’s an absolute sham to use words like ‘Oxygen Activated Technology’ and implying that this is a man’s product, when it contains significantly less science than women’s hair dye,”
Said an anonymous industry regulator.
“Men are relying on the makers of this product to include a respectable and manly level of science in this product, and the manufacturers are coming up short. You might as well be using girl’s hair dye, like some sort of woofter.”
The Beezly Street Gazette 