A leaked document, said to be from Ryanair’s air steward training department, appears to show instructions on how to lead passengers in a group Satanic ritual during an emergency.
Excerpts from the training manual were leaked on Twitter on Monday. Ryanair have strenuously denied that its stewards have been trained in the art of begging Satan to guide the airplanes to safety, should the knackered old wings fall off mid-flight.
“In the event of an emergency, our highly trained staff will follow protocol, to guide passengers and crew to safety,”
Said a statement on their website.
“There is no truth in the rumours that our staff engage in blood rituals or satanic chanting as a last resort, should our rattly old engines conk out mid-flight, or that our wings are held on by No More Nails and bits of string,”
The Beezly Street Gazette 