Tesco has announced plans to roll out its ‘Free Dancing Mouse’ scheme, with every home delivery order.
This means that every household that has their groceries delivered, will be treated to a specially trained mouse in a sparkly leotard and two little tap shoes, performing a range of tap performances to old time classics and modern pop songs.
“We trialed this scheme in Clacton, and received a lot of positive feedback. We’re happy to announce that a free dancing mouse will be included in every delivery.
Of course, we do reserve the right to substitute another performing animal if no mice are available, such as a snake that makes balloon animal, or a dog that plays the guitar,”
Said a spokesperson for Tesco.
Customers in Clacton were delighted to receive the dancing mouse, claiming:
“It was just so fast. It’s the last thing you expect with a delivery,”
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