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With election day looming like a storm cloud above a pride parade, here’s a last minute selection of snigger-inspiring tweets from the #WhyImVotingUkip debacle on Wednesday night.
Upholding the great British tradition of taking the piss, we trawled Twitter to bring you ten tweets from the public to make you giggle-snort.
The high-profile action movie actress Michelle Rodriguez today suffered a serious, but not career-threatening accident.
The ‘Fast & Furious’ actress was leaving a restaurant in L.A., when she was asked if rumours of her playing the character ‘Green Lantern’ were true.
It was then that she slid over on a comedy banana skin left outside the restaurant and took a serious tumble, with her left foot ending up stuck in her mouth.
Because the actresses’ mouth had a designer shoe in it, as well as her whole foot, she didn’t get around to answering the question, with something like:
‘That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. I think it’s so stupid, because of this whole “minorities in Hollywood” thing. It’s so stupid, stop stealing all the white people’s superheroes. Like, make up your own.’
And narrowly avoided offending a metric shit-tonne of people, and having to publically explain and apologize.
The operation to remove Rodriguez’s foot from her cake-hole is scheduled for Monday morning.
The Beezly Street Gazette 