We didn’t even know that we needed a remote-controlled glass wasp that could fly about and sting people, as well as store your contacts and download books from Kindle. But we sure do now.
Computer brand Apple has announced plans to launch their new bionic insect iWasp in time for this year’s festivals and barbeques.
With all the intuitive functionality you’d expect from an Apple product, the iWasp is a ‘stingable computing’ smartwasp type device that flies about inflicting painful stings on other users, and licks their lollies at the park or in the garden.
Features include voice activation, a choice of buzzing sounds, a retractable stinger, refillable venom sac and a moveable head. The iWasp can eat a variety of sugary substances, but prefers melted ice creams and fruit juice stains.
This year’s festivals are certainly going to be buzzing, as thousands of pre-orders have already been placed.
An excited Apple fan from Coventry said:
“I can’t wait the get the iWasp for the Download festival. Instead of spending the whole time looking at my ‘phone and taking pictures of things and putting them on Facebook, I’m going to be ordering my iWasp to sting people in the neck, and then filming their reaction and putting it on Twitter,”
Photo from http://www.cgtrader.com/3d-models/weapon-military/armor/robot-wasp
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