A lifelong member of the Barnsley Brotherhood of Badger Baiters has been badgered by an angry badger, on his way home from a briefing on Brockbait road in Badgergate.
Brian Bajour, 44 described the badger as a “Bloody belligerent, a big boar badger with great big balls,”
A Badgerfit of the badger that bothered Brian Bajour on Brockbait road in Badgergate.
He went on to describe how it began to badger him at the beginning of Brockbait road, and continued to bother him until he reached Badger avenue.
“This badger wouldn’t bugger off. I was beleaguered by the bothersome badger until I backed off & hoped it would bedevil some other bugger,”
Any residents of Badgergate badgered by bothersome badger boars are urged to call Badgerstoppers, or speak to anyone wearing a BadgerWatch Badge.
The Beezly Street Gazette 