Welsh songstress Charlotte Church, who recently challenged Sun columnist Katie Hopkins to a charity boxing match, has now gone proper ape-shit and threatened to pull off Katie’s arm and chase the Prime Minister around Westminster with it.
“After I challenged her to a boxing match, I had a cup of tea and fag and thought about it. And then I realised I had to at least pull one of her arms off and beat Cameron to death with the sticky end,”
Said the singer, who shot to fame as an angelic classical singer.
“So I’m going to bang her lights out and then rip her bloody arms off, the moaning old Tory troll,”
“And when I’ve finished with her, I’m going to mash that smug prick Cameron in the face with the bloody end. That’ll teach him to be a lying little spoon faced weasel-shagger,”
The match is expected to raise nine trillion pounds for charity.
The Beezly Street Gazette 