Camera ‘phone footage of a naked man climbing out of a window in Buckingham palace has gone viral on Facebook and Twitter.
The Video, taken by tourists outside the Queen’s royal residence in London, shows a naked man climb down a bed sheet that is hanging out of the window, and fall several feet to a rooftop below, where he disappears out of sight.
A statement from the palace has been issued, claiming that the man was “Merely a sacrifice for Her Majesty, having shape-shifted into a giant reptile that morning,”
The man was in the middle of being prepared for Her Majesty’s lunch, when he climbed out of the window in a desperate bid to avoid being eaten alive toes-first by Her Royal Highness in her natural state as a ten foot tall Annuki Lizard.
It is unusual for Her Majesty to eat fully grown humans, as they are all stringy and taste like Smartprice ham. The victim is thought to be a rare or special human, possibly a virgin or a descendant of Mary Magdalene. He was re-captured by footmen shortly afterwards and re-prepared for sacrifice.
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