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The Beezly Street Gazette is a completely new, real* newspaper that prints the whole news, and nothing but the news.  We know it’s all true*, because we make it up ourselves.

It’s been a proper busy month so far in the world of news.  Mostly because of the election and all that.  There’s no sign of Cameron returning to his home planet any time soon, but let’s hope Charlotte Church knocks him out.

While we’re on the subject of the voice of an angel’s shit list, Katie Hopkins has been appointed minister for spite.  The Vatican’s chief exorcist reckons Satan sneaks up and bums you while you’re doing yoga, and Jeremy Kyle is still a knob.

Thanks to our wonderful readers, Beezly Street has been in the top 10 on the WordPress most popular lists again.  Thank you all for reading, sharing and commenting, and please don’t forget to follow us on social media.  This blog us updated most days.

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  2. Sarah Hill says:

    Very amused by the blogs referring to Richard the Third, Alf Garnett, One Direction and the Royals. Keep hacking away at the British establishment. They deserve it and more! Keep making me laugh, please!

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  3. Tip: any comment that reads something like, “I really love what you write about. I’m definitely going to bookmark your site,” and includes a website with their name is not a compliment but is a bot trying to get dodgy links on your site. Having such spam links on your site will harm your search engine rankings. (See Demetria, Leonardo and Marsha above.)
    Which would be a shame because the Gazette is good fun and should be seen.
    Keep up the good work.
    (That’ll be £5 please. Will accept payment in Easter eggs.)

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    • Thank you Stuart! I’ll remove them as soon as I work out how to use this chuffing computer thing without setting fire to everything. Your Creme Egg is in the post (sadly with rubbish American chocolate instead of Dairy Milk, but it’s the thought that counts). Thanks for stopping by! 🙂


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