A leaked memo from Kensington Palace suggests that the royal baby is to be named ‘Chuck Norris’.
The memo suggests that Kate is not 100% on board with the name ‘Chuck Norris’, but that William wanted to name the princess after the acclaimed movie hard-man immediately.
“The first thing she did when I met her was whack me in the face with her tiny hand. Chuck Norris is a black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. And she didn’t want to come out. Chuck Norris wouldn’t stand for being born until he was ready to be born. I think it’s a cool name,”
The Prince is believed to have said. Kate appears to have wrinkled up her nose and shook her head at the suggestion. It has been tactfully suggested that the Duchess may have been under the influence of medication when she told the prince to ‘knob off’ and ‘you’re not calling my little girl Chuck Norris, that’s a stupid idea”.
The memo goes on to state that the Queen is also a Chuck Norris fan, and may be open to flexibility when it comes to the name of the princess, who is fourth in line to the throne.
Although the Queen does not officially name royal babies, it is believed that she tends to favour traditional names over more exotic choices. The princesses Beatrice and Eugenie were originally to be called Kathryn and Elizabeth, but Fergie changed her mind last minute and selected the most nouveou-riche names she could think of, just to annoy her.
The Beezly Street Gazette 
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