Antonio Banderas To Study Being A Hipster

Hollywood star Antonio Banderas has revealed that he wants to be a London hipster, and hang around Camden nightclubs with a bored expression and an ironic hairdo.


The 54 year old star revealed plans to study fashion at Saint Martin’s college of art on the TV ‘Loose Women’.

An ex-graduate of Saint Martins, that now works in Laura Ashley as an interior designer explained exactly what this means.

“OMG it’s like the best time of your life. You get to say you’re at Saint Martins, which is kind of like being a rock star. As in, you feel like a rock star. Nobody else really cares, until you get to the second year, and then you’re like a rock star to the freshers, because you’ve perfected your sneer and bored expression. You get a certain haircut, whatever’s trendy that year, and then you laugh at people with the wrong haircuts in night clubs, or when you go to sneer at up & coming bands in the Camden area. Sometimes we used to walk through Shoreditch market in a group, all wearing skinny trousers and shades, and just sneering at everything because it was all so last year and like, shitty. It is just the best, and I can’t recommend it enough,”

It is likely that Antonio Banderas will grow a kind of impractical, floppy hairdo, or get extensions in time for the start of term. He will also have to learn how to exist on a diet of caffeine and ironic street food, so as to fit into his size 26 Topman jeans.

Our Hipster insider said:

“You can’t just eat normally when you’re at Saint Martins. Everything has to be bought from street vendors, whether they’re selling burgers and chips, or it’s an expensive pop up smoothie and sushi bar. You can’t be seen dead in Waitrose or Lidl, that’s like Hipster Death. Hipsters rarely cook, and when they do, they like, totally Instagram it,”


  1. He’d look great in faded red trousers that are short enough to show off his turquoise socks and green brogues. Did he mention if his bike would have brakes?

    Liked by 1 person

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: