If you’re a fan of sexy Nigel Farage, his latest best selling romp is available to buy on Amazon right now. Shockingly, some immature people have been trolling this book with sarcastic, rude and surreal reviews.
We’ve picked out a balanced selection of 20 the most helpful Amazon reviews for this product.
20. Don’t try this at home, kids.
19. Don’t read this book in bed.
18. Urgent translation needed.
17. Enjoy your stay.
16. Not tested on puppies.
15. The wrong Nigel.
14. Thunderbirds are go.
13. Purple Reign
12. Suitable for children
11. Sign of the times.
10. Disappointing.
9. Life changing stuff.
8. Quality.
7. Not fit for purpose.
6. The colour purple.
5. Mr. Nonsense.
4. Rhyming slang?
3. Science.
2. Purple headed warrior.
1. Simply inspirational.
The Beezly Street Gazette 
Reblogged this on photos and commented:
Can’t wait to have this returned to the depot when the delivery driver realises he cant be bothered unlocking my front gate, or negotiating the dwarfs in my front garden
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